Some people tape ripped paper. Others tape TV shows. Some even get tape worms.

My doctor tapes boobs.

I’ve been walking around for two weeks feeling like a paper-mâché art project.  The tape is holding my newly molded boobs so they are guaranteed to stay perky and in place while I heal.  The tape is wrapped over each boob leaving the nipples bare. It also goes up to my neck.  Try getting dressed with that restriction. Oh yeah, and it’s thick off-white tape. Black would have been so much better.

Showering is an entertaining activity. I was told to wrap myself in plastic wrap to keep the tape dry. Have you ever tried that? It’s hard enough covering a casserole dish, let alone my mid section.

A ton of money was spent on these boobs.  And I haven’t been able to see them yet. That’s like buying a new car and not driving it for two weeks. That doesn’t work for me. I’m impatient like that. The tape comes off on Wednesday.  I can’t wait to see/touch/dress my new body parts.

Taped Boob

Tags: boobs, cover up, perfect breasts, showering

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