I finally brought home my old set of implants which I left at friend’s house. They were in a white plastic bucket with a lid. This is the discussion that followed with my darling 9 year old daughter.
Kid:”What’s in the bucket?”
Me: “My old boobs.”
Kid: “Ewww. Are they bloody?”
Me: “No. Take a look.”
Kid: “Wow, they’re really heavy.”
Kid: “Can I freeze them? They look like ice packs.”
Yeah, I’d be THAT mom. The one with the kid who uses frozen boob implants to keep her sandwich and drink chilled.