Comments on: Awkward Silence http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/ Always off the chest, never off the wagon. Sun, 13 Jun 2010 03:21:13 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 hourly 1 By: susanmercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-698 susanmercedes Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:02:25 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-698 Is that really what goes on in men's heads? Whoa. And thanks for the compliment! Is that really what goes on in men’s heads? Whoa. And thanks for the compliment!

]]> By: Rob http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-399 Rob Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:13:58 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-399 clearly if you looked like I know you looked in your short dress sporting your second set he was having carnal thoughts and he was having a conversation with himself inside his head and then the little devil on his shoulder released his lips and he blurted his thoughts out...but he was probably saying "damn I'm married" He just didn't get the damn out! clearly if you looked like I know you looked in your short dress sporting your second set he was having carnal thoughts and he was having a conversation with himself inside his head and then the little devil on his shoulder released his lips and he blurted his thoughts out…but he was probably saying “damn I’m married” He just didn’t get the damn out!

]]> By: susanmercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-330 susanmercedes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:22:36 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-330 Lucky you! Let's figure out a plan. It does make me feel better that ALL your attorney colleagues agree. I see more trips to California to visit you in my future. Please warn your hubs. :) Love you! Lucky you! Let’s figure out a plan. It does make me feel better that ALL your attorney colleagues agree. I see more trips to California to visit you in my future. Please warn your hubs. :) Love you!

]]> By: susanmercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-329 susanmercedes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:19:49 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-329 The LAST thing I want to do it be rude. Although being polite cost me a nasty hangover on Sunday. Emily Post would be proud. :) The LAST thing I want to do it be rude. Although being polite cost me a nasty hangover on Sunday. Emily Post would be proud. :)

]]> By: susanmercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-328 susanmercedes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:18:34 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-328 I only hoped this guy didn't say "I"m married". But he did. Sad, sad day for him. I only hoped this guy didn’t say “I”m married”. But he did. Sad, sad day for him.

]]> By: susanmercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-327 susanmercedes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:17:30 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-327 Aren't you a peach?! There was plenty of wine being poured to make me a gorgeous woman! ;) Aren’t you a peach?! There was plenty of wine being poured to make me a gorgeous woman! ;)

]]> By: susanmercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-326 susanmercedes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:15:57 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-326 As singles we should note that this announcement shouldn't be made amongst a group of non-flirting strangers. Of course, you would know that. This guy clearly didn't. Silly boys. As singles we should note that this announcement shouldn’t be made amongst a group of non-flirting strangers. Of course, you would know that. This guy clearly didn’t. Silly boys.

]]> By: susanmercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-325 susanmercedes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:14:21 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-325 My weekend on the set of "Little People, Big World" was not this past weekend. Sometimes you just have to clarify. :) My weekend on the set of “Little People, Big World” was not this past weekend. Sometimes you just have to clarify. :)

]]> By: susanmercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-324 susanmercedes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:13:25 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-324 Not ALL men are tossers. This guy...yes. :) Not ALL men are tossers. This guy…yes. :)

]]> By: susanmercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-323 susanmercedes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:12:51 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-323 You're single?! :) After my experience you'll notice that it is perfectly acceptable to announce that fact at any point in a conversation with strangers. You’re single?! :) After my experience you’ll notice that it is perfectly acceptable to announce that fact at any point in a conversation with strangers.

]]> By: susanmercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-322 susanmercedes Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:11:10 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-322 Quite possible. He was an idiot. :) Quite possible. He was an idiot. :)

]]> By: Suz http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-321 Suz Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:51:30 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-321 I've shared this all of my colleagues and they ALL agree--he obviously was into you, to the point where drolling and stuttering were almost inevitable. Sad. You and I will have to come up with a plan to mess with him since I'll be seeing more of him this "season." Lucky me!

I’ve shared this all of my colleagues and they ALL agree–he obviously was into you, to the point where drolling and stuttering were almost inevitable. Sad. You and I will have to come up with a plan to mess with him since I’ll be seeing more of him this “season.” Lucky me!

]]> By: Amberly http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-180 Amberly Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:18:34 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-180 Ha! I love it! That's totally hilarious. And yeah, we all should mind our manners when our wine glass is being topped off, there's no need to be rude and decline, by any means. Ha! I love it! That’s totally hilarious. And yeah, we all should mind our manners when our wine glass is being topped off, there’s no need to be rude and decline, by any means.

]]> By: ann http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-179 ann Mon, 02 Mar 2009 04:11:34 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-179 Reminds me of "do you want to dance" and "you look fat in those pants" Men are awkward. Reminds me of “do you want to dance” and “you look fat in those pants”
Men are awkward.

]]> By: gigi http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/01/awkward-silence/comment-page-1/#comment-178 gigi Mon, 02 Mar 2009 04:04:04 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=616#comment-178 I think he was thinking... "What a gorgeous woman! But damn, I'm married." But he said it out loud. :) I think he was thinking… “What a gorgeous woman! But damn, I’m married.” But he said it out loud. :)

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