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Snow Melts and Butts Appear

By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Friends, Relationships  |  
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The downside of the snow melting in my yard is simple.  I was reminded that my ex-BF is a major litterbug.

He’s a smoker and his smoking zone at my house has always been outside. Today I discovered the self made ashtray that got him through this winter.  There were twenty butts on my grass.  Not butts like asses, because that might be hot.

I kindly mentioned to him that his litter is what I’m left with from our break-up. Knowing him, he’ll collect his butts and tidy up my grass before I have a chance to slap a anti-litter bumper sticker on his car. You see I’m from Texas and therefore have unlimited access to “Don’t Mess with Texas” stickers.

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One comment to “Snow Melts and Butts Appear”

  1. Comment by admin:
    Tuesday, March 3rd 2009 at 1:56 am

    What you didn’t realize is that he’d already taken care of it before you even mentioned it to him. Which is a good thing, ’cause one thing worse than messing with a Texan is messing with a German. They like their cars shiny and bumper-sticker free.