Fake boobs: check, Bleached hair: check, Leopard print: check – Rawwwr
By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Dating |
I got a little worried recently. I’m 37. And I’m single.
At dinner I noticed two hot older women. I tried to sneak a photo of them but it was a leopard print blur. You know how hard it is to inconspicuously walk with phone in front of your face trying to aim at moving targets? They were both older with blonde hair. Both had arthritis (okay huge fake boobs), artificial nails, super tanned, tight clothes and sitting at a table with three younger men. The women were hot, the men were hotter.
Which leads me to the cougar scare. Urban Dictionary describes a cougar as an attractive woman in her 30’s or 40’s who is on the hunt for a younger man.
Even Barbie is known to have cougaresque tendencies:
Rather than worry and get my fake boobs removed, or go back to my natural dirty blonde hair I’ve decided to take another route. I won’t wear tight animal print shirts, prey on younger men, or get artificial nails.
If I ever forget, you have my permission to withhold wine until I come to my senses again. Trust me, this says a lot.
Thursday, March 12th 2009 at 10:06 am
Oh, do all three! Then go to Harry O’s, lift your shirt and do some jello shots off a lifty’s torso. It’s called living the dream.
Just kidding, I think the beautiful riding boots are more than enough to exempt you from cougar status!
susanmercedes Reply:
March 18th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Maybe if I did live the dream as you describe, I’d finally experience the “free drink” phenomena! P.S. those damn riding boots hurt like hell.
Friday, March 13th 2009 at 2:20 am
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P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!