Who Are You?
By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Dating |Ever go somewhere and NOT get recognized. Uhm, yes! Unless you’re famous, I bet this happens all the time. It does for me anyhow. Sometimes this DOESN’T come in handy though.
I had a lunch date scheduled with a guy I had dated a few times. It was on a work day. He was instructed to pick me up outside of my office in a loading dock area off of the busy street. Did I mention that we had only dated a few times and were openly dating others?
When I walked out of the building at the scheduled pick up time I saw him waiting in the agreed upon pick up spot. I noticed he wasn’t in the car he usually drove. Being a good dater, I didn’t even hesitate….assuming it belonged to his friend or another girl he was dating. It was a large Suburban type vehicle.
As I opened the passenger door I noticed a kid’s car seat in the back. Again, assuming this car belonged to someone else, I continued without question.
Here’s how the conversation went.
Me: “Hi” [hoisting myself up on the passenger seat]
Him: “Hi” [hesitantly]
Me: [strapping on my seatbelt]
Him: “Uhm, who are you?”
Yep, I got in the wrong car. To make matters worse, this strange man was the husband of one of my employees. She walked out right at exact moment I realized my mistake. She wondered what in the hell I was doing in her husband’s car.
Then I looked behind us at the car that just pulled up. There was my date. He wondered what in the hell I was doing getting out of another man’s car right before our date.
Timing is everything. That day, mine was off.



Thursday, April 9th 2009 at 10:13 am
That. Is. Way. Too. Funny.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Sterkworks: Glad you laughed!
Thursday, April 9th 2009 at 10:48 am
That’s AWESOME.
You should keep doing that deliberately and write about it.
Just stay away from North Temple and, 1200-3600 S. State because that’s where all the hookers are.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Erin: Ha ha! Hopefully my business attire excludes me from hooker status. However, my platform shoes with swimming goldfish may send a mixed message to my drivers.
Thursday, April 9th 2009 at 10:52 am
Bwahaha!
I love this story! I can just see the faces of everyone and them going, “uhh… oh….ummm…”
LOL! Love Erin’s comment. Considering your work is close to North Temple!
Susan Mercedes Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Jessica: Glad you like my story. It was true. As far as faces, I was bright red. Thank god I can laugh about it today.
Thursday, April 9th 2009 at 12:44 pm
i love it! my favorite part about things like this is walking away giggling. everyone wonders what is going on and all i can do is laugh at myself!
Susan Mercedes Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Natalie: I do love to giggle. And I do everytime I think of this mishap in my life.
Friday, April 10th 2009 at 7:25 am
Too funny!!
Susan Mercedes Reply:
April 10th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Lisa: It’s what happens to me. I live in a freaking comedy show.