Who Are You?

By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Dating  |  
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Ever go somewhere and NOT get recognized.  Uhm, yes! Unless you’re famous, I bet this happens all the time. It does for me anyhow. Sometimes this DOESN’T come in handy though.

I had a lunch date scheduled with a guy I had dated a few times. It was on a work day. He was instructed to pick me up outside of my office in a loading dock area off of the busy street. Did I mention that we had only dated a few times and were openly dating others?

When I walked out of the building at the scheduled pick up time I saw him waiting in the agreed upon pick up spot.  I noticed he wasn’t in the car he usually drove. Being a good dater, I didn’t even hesitate….assuming it belonged to his friend or another girl he was dating. It was a large Suburban type vehicle. 

As I opened the passenger door I noticed a kid’s car seat in the back. Again, assuming this car belonged to someone else, I continued without question.

Here’s how the conversation went.

Me: “Hi” [hoisting myself up on the passenger seat]

Him: “Hi” [hesitantly]

Me: [strapping on my seatbelt]

Him: “Uhm, who are you?”

Yep, I got in the wrong car. To make matters worse, this strange man was the husband of one of my employees. She walked out right at exact moment I realized my mistake.  She wondered what in the hell I was doing in her husband’s car. 

Then I looked behind us at the car that just pulled up. There was my date. He wondered what in the hell I was doing getting out of another man’s car right before our date.

Timing is everything. That day, mine was off.

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10 comments to “Who Are You?”

  1. Comment by Sterkworks:

    That. Is. Way. Too. Funny.

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Sterkworks: Glad you laughed! :D

  2. Comment by Erin:

    That’s AWESOME.

    You should keep doing that deliberately and write about it.

    Just stay away from North Temple and, 1200-3600 S. State because that’s where all the hookers are.

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Erin: Ha ha! Hopefully my business attire excludes me from hooker status. However, my platform shoes with swimming goldfish may send a mixed message to my drivers.

  3. Comment by Jessica:

    Bwahaha!
    I love this story! I can just see the faces of everyone and them going, “uhh… oh….ummm…”
    LOL! Love Erin’s comment. Considering your work is close to North Temple!

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Jessica: Glad you like my story. It was true. As far as faces, I was bright red. Thank god I can laugh about it today.

  4. Comment by natalie:

    i love it! my favorite part about things like this is walking away giggling. everyone wonders what is going on and all i can do is laugh at myself!

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Natalie: I do love to giggle. And I do everytime I think of this mishap in my life.

  5. Comment by Lisa:

    Too funny!!

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Lisa: It’s what happens to me. I live in a freaking comedy show.