Comments on: Use It or Lose It (By It, I Mean Home) http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/ Always off the chest, never off the wagon. Sun, 13 Jun 2010 03:21:13 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 hourly 1 By: Susan Mercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1057 Susan Mercedes Tue, 05 May 2009 13:05:03 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1057 Katarina: I'm waiting for the picture of the puss n' boots so I can laugh my head off. Poor kitty. ;) Miss you too. Katarina: I’m waiting for the picture of the puss n’ boots so I can laugh my head off. Poor kitty. ;) Miss you too.

]]> By: katarina http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1053 katarina Mon, 04 May 2009 16:35:40 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1053 OH those were hilarious. They didn't stay up but I loved them! I'll have to dress him in them and post a pic. We just bought a real cover for Pat's car instead. Although I think he (the cat, ha ha ha) still gets on the hood every now and then. Miss you! OH those were hilarious. They didn’t stay up but I loved them! I’ll have to dress him in them and post a pic. We just bought a real cover for Pat’s car instead. Although I think he (the cat, ha ha ha) still gets on the hood every now and then. Miss you!

]]> By: Susan Mercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1031 Susan Mercedes Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:08:28 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1031 Erin: Thanks. That was painful to imagine. But you wrote it so well, I had no choice. Yuck. Erin: Thanks. That was painful to imagine. But you wrote it so well, I had no choice. Yuck.

]]> By: Susan Mercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1029 Susan Mercedes Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:05:52 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1029 Summer: If you ever move to a two bathroom place, I'd suggest getting a one without carpet and ditching all your big potted plants. Or selling your cat to the circus. They always need more lions. Summer: If you ever move to a two bathroom place, I’d suggest getting a one without carpet and ditching all your big potted plants. Or selling your cat to the circus. They always need more lions.

]]> By: Erin http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1020 Erin Wed, 29 Apr 2009 05:07:32 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1020 Oh, God. My dog ate the cat poop out of the litter box once. Then he threw it up everywhere. Poop barf ... everywhere ... okay ... I'm retreating to my happy place now. Oh, God. My dog ate the cat poop out of the litter box once. Then he threw it up everywhere. Poop barf … everywhere … okay … I’m retreating to my happy place now.

]]> By: Summer http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1018 Summer Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:25:00 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1018 HAHAHA! I love that you wrote the fucktard story! Too bad my apartment only has one bathroom or I would totally try this, that is, after I get her shaved. HAHAHA! I love that you wrote the fucktard story! Too bad my apartment only has one bathroom or I would totally try this, that is, after I get her shaved.

]]> By: Sarah http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1011 Sarah Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:41:11 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1011 One bit of advice: get a fucking dog. One bit of advice: get a fucking dog.

]]> By: Susan Mercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1009 Susan Mercedes Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:41:19 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1009 Robyn: You're right. I need a cat door so he can go outside. Except, my brilliant fucktard of a cat will bring me half alive birds and play with them in the house. I hate birds. He has actually done this before. Maybe I need a dog to clean my living room carpet. Yuck. I'm completely grossed out. Want another cat? Robyn: You’re right. I need a cat door so he can go outside. Except, my brilliant fucktard of a cat will bring me half alive birds and play with them in the house. I hate birds. He has actually done this before. Maybe I need a dog to clean my living room carpet. Yuck. I’m completely grossed out.

Want another cat?

]]> By: Robyn http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1008 Robyn Sun, 26 Apr 2009 02:30:26 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1008 This is exactly why I trained my cats to go outside - well that and you don't even want to know what dogs do with litter boxes... (hint: no cleaning by me) This is exactly why I trained my cats to go outside – well that and you don’t even want to know what dogs do with litter boxes… (hint: no cleaning by me)

]]> By: kel http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1007 kel Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:24:03 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1007 Oh, and I love how the cat is eyeing the "plant" (aka moose head) in the picture. Oh, and I love how the cat is eyeing the “plant” (aka moose head) in the picture.

]]> By: Susan Mercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1005 Susan Mercedes Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:37:14 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1005 Katarina: An ungrateful cat, can you believe it? Did your cat ever wear the boots we gave him as a gift? I bet not. Cats. They are all the same. :) Katarina: An ungrateful cat, can you believe it? Did your cat ever wear the boots we gave him as a gift? I bet not. Cats. They are all the same. :)

]]> By: Susan Mercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1003 Susan Mercedes Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:32:26 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1003 TheB0y:I should sent him a message like that, but I think it'd be more effective if I put kitty coffins around my house instead. TheB0y:I should sent him a message like that, but I think it’d be more effective if I put kitty coffins around my house instead.

]]> By: Susan Mercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1002 Susan Mercedes Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:30:29 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1002 Kelli: Have you met me? A moosehead! Are you kidding? Keep my score down 3 cool points. It was a plant. And yes, I have horrible photo shooting skills. Kelli: Have you met me? A moosehead! Are you kidding? Keep my score down 3 cool points. It was a plant. And yes, I have horrible photo shooting skills.

]]> By: Susan Mercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1001 Susan Mercedes Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:28:39 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1001 Libby: With the neediness of your cat, I would put a litter box in every room in my house. I'm lazy like that. You're a good cat mom. Libby: With the neediness of your cat, I would put a litter box in every room in my house. I’m lazy like that. You’re a good cat mom.

]]> By: katarina http://www.offthechest.net/2009/04/24/use-it-or-lose-it-by-it-i-mean-home/comment-page-1/#comment-1000 katarina Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:22:33 +0000 http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1482#comment-1000 you know, he didn't even look excited about opening the gift. you know, he didn’t even look excited about opening the gift.

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