Funny Friday: Drunk Text Messages
By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Drinks |
Thanks to a tweet passed along on Twitter, I was able to see humor this week. TextsFromLastNight is a website where you can post text messages you sent or received. This shit is funny.
Here are a few of my favorites. They actually made me laugh out loud.
(918): Can’t talk. I’m at the Tulsa Sheriff’s office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I’m the only one that voted for Obama.
(515): I bet you’re the only one who could read the ballott.
(310): dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
(323): no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
(310): oh, so thats why my junks red.
(323): wow. cant help you there…
(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
(859): Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
(502): Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
(406): So, how was the dinner
(1-406): Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
(417): He has such a weird drunk-voice.
(1-417): dude, he’s deaf.
Please share yours. I won’t tell anyone. Just use the comment section to share. But if I recognize any of the messages (because they were sent by me) I’ll delete that shit.
Friday, May 1st 2009 at 10:25 am
One of my favorite new websites. Genius. I’m always entertained/embarrassed to read my own drunk TMs the day after a wild night.
(817): She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
(1-817): OMG. What did u say?
(817): I told her I did too.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:52 am
Neil: Glad you can find humor everyday using other people’s “not so proud” moments from the night before. This website keeps me giggling too.
Friday, May 1st 2009 at 4:08 pm
One night of drinking with my friend and her husband found us playing pool at the neighborhood bar. I hit a great pool shot and apparently tried to spin around. Needless to say, I ended up on the floor with a semi-twisted ankle and bruised shin. I then texted everyone to tell them I fucking fell and hurt my leg (because they wanted to know this?). The next morning I saw that my text ACTUALLY said “I fing felling.” Since then we’ve all just use that phrase instead.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Laura: I didn’t get to see any spins resulting in twisted ankles and bruised shins followed up by drunk text messages. And we’ve spent an evening playing some kick ass pool. Although we did witness a high leg kick using the pool stick as a guitar thanks to our opposing team’s silliness.