This Wino Wednesday post was inspired by all drinking, all the time in any form. I hope nobody notices this is posted two days late. Hell, if you’re drinking a respectable amount in life, you won’t even know the time.

I’ve done my fair share of drinking and have learned a few things, generally the next day. Sadly it is too late. By then, I’ve already watched others make made an ass of themselves myself.

You know you’re too drunk when…

You’re convinced that the stripper/lead singer really likes you. (Thanks to my good friend, Melissa at Bee Doodles, there are now adorable pictures to illustrate this point! And check out her site. This chick has talent!)
You think you can dance and look good with your hands above your head and butt wiggling.
You want to fight the server who stops serving you.
Your whisper is actually a shout.
You find it tough (and must fully focus) to say things like, “I need to go to the bathroom.” without slurring.
You love everyone and prove it by saying “I love you” over and over.
You kill several hours with friends yet have NO idea what you talked about.

Which examples would you add to the list?

Wino Wednesday…this weekly feature is designed to share my wine related stories.

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