California Causes Nakedness
By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Travel, Weekend |On my last day in California it was time to get some major beach time in. This involves sitting on sandy beaches until I get too hot. Then jumping in the ocean to cool off.
Simple enough.
To make it even more fun, I like to body surf the waves. So that’s what I did. But with the excitement, there is a downside.
Ocean waves are powerful. Playing in them can cause unexpected wardrobe malfunctions. Clearly I’m not new to these as you may remember from my peep show post earlier this week.
From experience yesterday, I learned that it is very easy to lose your bikini bottoms to your ankles and for your tightly tied halter bikini top to shift. Both happened. Many times.
But come to find out, this is common in San Diego. Check out what Kelli did this weekend. At least I’m in good company.
What I learned: no amount of wardrobe tape could have kept my nipples covered or kept my bottoms on. So sometimes you just need to be grateful for having tanned boobs and a tanned bum. And I am.



Monday, July 27th 2009 at 10:51 am
Seriously, we are such losers for not hanging out. Guess you need to come back!
Susan Mercedes Reply:
July 28th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Kel: I think I should come out again. But this time I’ll be sure to have an agenda that includes time with you.