An Ass Was Staring at Me
By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Drinks, Food, Friends, Weekend |
I like fashion. And by liking fashion, I mean I like to wear clothes. And I generally make it a point to not to look like an idiot.
I was sitting in my local kitchen pub, Porcupine Pub & Grille, after working out. This means I was in yoga pants, sports bra and a t-shirt. Hair pulled back in a ponytail. And zero makeup on. NOT my best look…
But I was starving. And Porcupine has the world’s best nachos. And who doesn’t want nachos and beer after doing an awesome and intense 1 hour workout.
So there I was. Sitting around, drinking beers, stuffing my face with nachos and laughing my ass off.
And then I looked to my left only to realize that someone’s ass was staring at me. No joke.
See the face. Look closely at her ass crack. Horrible pants. Suddenly I felt blessed to be sporting the look I had.
Monday, August 17th 2009 at 10:40 am
Yeah, I didn’t feel so under-dressed after seeing those pants.
And those nachos, seriously. They changed my life.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 3:07 am
Laura: Those nachos changed my life too. And by life, I mean ass.
Monday, August 17th 2009 at 11:11 am
Oh that’s nasty.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 3:08 am
MooKooJoe: Those pants or the description of myself?
MooKooJoe Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 8:01 am
Mmmm… Yes. ;P
Susan Mercedes Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 8:38 am
MooKooJoe: What happened to the nice and sweet MooKooJoe?! Ah, I kid. Love your comments and playful nature.
MooKooJoe Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 7:08 am
Haha! He’s still here. Love your blog posts, and equally playful nature.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
August 23rd, 2009 at 9:42 am
MooKooJoe: Awww, thanks dear.
Wednesday, August 19th 2009 at 7:48 am
Um, I have those pants. That might have been me.
Kidding! I would rather have three root canals without pain killers then ever don that nightmare….
Susan Mercedes Reply:
August 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 am
Becky: You had me for a second. So, you like the dentist? Oh wait, you just really hated the pants. I suppose I could never consider wearing them based on the fact that I check out my ass and couldn’t have it looking right back at me.