Not Cures for a Hangover
By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Life |
I’ve tried all of these. They do not, I repeat, DO NOT work.
- Breakfast at a greasy chain restaurant.
- Diet coke. Like 96 oz.
- A 4 mile run on a gorgeous day.
- Buying a fabulous new Michael Kors handbag.
- Cancelling lunch with a friend I haven’t seen in months.
- Eating, well techically inhaling a Chicago dog washed down with a few fries.
- Diet Dr. Pepper.
- Pleasuring myse…never mind that one. It did help a little.
- Showering. Actually that did help a little too.
So I plan to do what I should have done first thing this morning…drink.
Wish me luck.
Cheers.
And Happy Fucking Halloween. God I hate this holiday.
– Posted from my iPhone
Monday, November 2nd 2009 at 8:24 am
I would just like to say, that Halloween, is absolutely awesome.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Joseph: We must agree to disagree on that one.
Wednesday, November 4th 2009 at 7:06 pm
Pickled herring! I repeat: pickled herring!
Susan Mercedes Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 9:37 am
Erin: I’ve tried pickled herring. It was tasty. But generally fish doesn’t work for me when I’m hungover. Next time, I may give it a try. But I’ll blame you if it doesn’t work.
Thursday, November 5th 2009 at 8:23 am
Are you STILL hungover? Come back! I decided I’m no longer a fan of this “break” thing.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Becky: Thanks for that!