Wino Wednesday: Free Wine Teaches Lessons

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This Wino Wednesday post was inspired by free chardonnay in Bellagio in Las Vegas. It was delicious. And free.

When I’m in Vegas I often say, “You aren’t allowed to use the terms woulda, coulda, shoulda because they are all filled with regret.”

I must say…I love Vegas. I love to gamble. I love free drinks. I love time at the pool. I love people watching. But that’s it. Therefore it is not a destination that is great to go, say when I’m married. Or at least it wasn’t back when I was married. We (husband and I, before we were exes) went once. It was a disaster.

So here’s the story. I gambled all day. Husband was attending a chef show thingy all day. Again, I was gambling all day and they serve a damn fine house wine at the Bellagio. Trust me on this one. It’s lovely.

I sat in the same exact chair all day long. I sat there through a zillion shift changes. I was doing okay gambling. Not winning big. Not losing either. Just staying even.

Hours later husband came back from conference thingy. He reminded me of our dinner reservations. He planned our entire trip around this dinner. It was a like a 15 course meal and every critic raved about every fucking course. My response to the husband, “I’m doing really well. It’ll only take me a few minutes to freshen up so I’ll meet you at the restaurant at our reservation time.” (<~ big mistake) Anyhow he went up to the room to get ready.

Time passed and I finally peeled myself away from gambling, ran up to the room to change and then raced to the restaurant. Probably forgetting panties…mostly because I was rushed and also I needed a diversion tactic for husband. These tactics don’t always work. Anyhow I got there before out table was ready. He was in the bar. I joined him, for yet ANOTHER drink. (Remember I was drinking chardonnay all day long). This time I indulged with a martini.

Finally we are seated. We get through a few courses and I realize something very important. I’m tired. Exhausted really. So I tip my head and take a cute little nap. Really though, I was sitting up the whole time. I just closed my eyes. But I also missed a few courses.

Finally I opened my eyes. I yawned and stretched. And I quickly realized husband wasn’t thrilled with dining alone. Or with me. I was in trouble. Big trouble.

We came back to the hotel room after dinner. Husband got into bed. I was no longer tired. Naps at dinner help.

As I glanced over at husband in bed I also noticed the clock. It said….11:11. It was a sign. So I bolted. Said I had to go gamble. Figured I was already “in trouble”. He was ready for bed. And I left the room.

In the casino I felt free. All alone I had a blast. And I won. BIG. HUGE. On the blackjack table.

The rest of the weekend was silent. I didn’t care. I gave him money for my portion of the fancy dinner. Hell it was only a fraction of my winnings.

Turns out…husband was pissed. Really pissed. So much so, it came up in counseling months later. And now we’re divorced. Not because of the Vegas disaster. But that trip didn’t help.

However what I did learn was that 11:11 is my good luck time. And that I should never marry a man who doesn’t gamble.

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6 comments to “Wino Wednesday: Free Wine Teaches Lessons”

  1. Comment by Becky:

    Wow, what a great story. I mean I’m sorry about the divorce and all but you are ONE FUN GIRL!!!

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Becky: Don’t be sorry about the divorce. He was a great man. A great husband. And the divorce was a great thing. Thanks for the one fun girl comment. I’m that most of the time. :)

  2. Comment by Suz:

    Love it!! I married one that gambles with me. That’s trouble too. We also drink a lot together–to the point where we were BOTH passing out at our New Year’s dinner last year. It was one of your 15 course dinners too–except we pretty much had to leave at course no. 2….and had to pay for all, including wine pairings. Clearly we needed those wine pairings. Most expensive dinner we never ate.

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Suz: My favorite quote ever…”Most expensive dinner we never ate.” I adore you both. I think you’re my favorite married couple. I want to be like you.

  3. Comment by cdroz:

    I love that your lucky time is 11:11 (mine too!) and that you posted this on 11/11. VERY lucky indeed! PS let’s go to Vegas ASAP!

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    cdroz: I’m a fuckhead. I didn’t realize I posted it on 11/11. And dumbass me didn’t even schedule it to post at 11:11 am. Duh. Let’s go to Vegas for sure. You’d be a riot to go with. I’m in!