Santa Costs a Bloody Fortune
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009It happened today. Elle asked me over text message if Santa was real.
I called her shortly after seeing her text messages andĀ told her that as long as she believes in Santa, then he is real.
She said she kinda does and kinda doesn’t. And then over dinner she told me she was going to ask Santa for a laptop for Christmas.
Now I need a fucking Santa! Laptops are expensive.

