Lies Told About Me In Print

By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Family, Food  |  
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I hate to cook. I avoid it at all costs. I’ve been like this my entire life.

Last night I was surprised when Elle decided to pull out her journal from a few years back. She’s 10 now, so she would have been 8 years old when she wrote it.

She decided to read something out loud to me.

Elle’s journal entry:

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It states:

Last night my mom made the best dinner and she is not a chef at all. She made chicken, carrots, and potatoes. It was like my dad made it and he’s a chef. YUM!

I DON’T BELIEVE IT!

If I *must* cook, it’s rarely good enough for a journal entry. This makes me think Elle exaggerated. By exaggerated, I mean lied.

But I really think this story is a lie because I HATE COOKED CARROTS. I’d never make them as part of a meal.

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2 comments to “Lies Told About Me In Print”

  1. Comment by Suz:

    Yeah that kinda sounds like the menu at an old-folks home. She wrote it hoping you’d discover it and then buy her something. Freaken genius!

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Suz: 8 words for you…apple does not fall far from the tree. xo