I’m all about helping others. In fact, I give loads of money to charitable organizations each year.

But…

Helping people get skinny by showing them my boobs? I had no idea I had that kind of power!

Apparently starting at boobs is as good as working out. A study was done. Here’s the article to prove it.

I know men like to look at boobs. I have also known a handful of men who don’t. Funny, those men are all fat. But they know my eyes are brown.

Once the news of this study gets out, I can see the world changing. Men will put on their running shoes and then sit on the couch and ask us women to show them some cleavage. Some men may even get really bold by canceling their gym memberships in return for us fondling our breasts. Ladies, we have some work to do.

I’m okay with this. I may even try it myself. Not sure my trainer will buy into this idea. But I may say, “Sorry trainer, I didn’t do my cardio in the traditional way this week. I just stood in front of the mirror and rolled these babies around.”

Here I am. Still helping people. Two boobs at a time.

And since my boobs are helping people, that probably means that they are tax deductible. Like a charity. I better wear something low cut when I drop off my 2009 tax paperwork to my accountant. And include the bill for my boobs.

Tags: boobs, Health

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