I have high hopes for you. Monday totally let me down. Then kicked my ass.
Tuesday, I realize that you have a busy work day planned for me. I can handle that. But please don’t kick my ass like Monday did.
And you also give me hope. Having a 1.5 hour massage scheduled will help you seem less like an ass. And dinner with friends at my house tonight helps even more. And the best part about you Tuesday, my friends are cooking for me. I will do my part. And by my part, I mean open and pour wine. It’s what I’m good at. Oh, and eating.
Thanks for being gentle.
P.S. Please tell Monday that yesterday was Global Orgasm Day and I did my part. Sure, it was by myself. But it was epic. Thanks again for being so sweet.