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My Christmas List

By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Life  |  
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Here’s the thing. It would be hard for me to make a Christmas list sharing all the things I want. Because really, I have everything I NEED. Please notice the word need. I capitalized it for effect. Everything on my list would be frivolous.

I am one lucky fucker. I realize it everyday.

On Christmas morning, Elle always feels bad because she opens about one zillion gifts and I only have a few. I don’t mind. Because I feel blessed. Elle is so cute, she’ll sometimes ask me to help open her gifts so I have something to do besides watch her and smile and drink champagne. Don’t judge, it’s a holiday.

Well this year I decided to buy myself stuff. Frivilous stuff. Here’s what happened to be on my impromptu list:

  • a case of sparkling wine – bubbly makes me smile

  • two sexy pairs of 4″ pointy toed heels – my favorite shoe style
  • a picture frame for my kitchen
  • a wine key necklace – a local artist made it
  • Botox – I realize this isn’t under the tree
  • Other stuff that I wrapped weeks ago and forgot about – I like surprises too
  • And whatever else I find between now and tomorrow morning.

So Merry fucking Christmas! I hope you enjoy this time with loved ones and champagne. I know I will.

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6 comments to “My Christmas List”

  1. Comment by who dat:
    Thursday, December 24th 2009 at 3:21 pm

    a pair of 4 foot pointy toed heals huh? you must be one short broad.

    Susan Mercedes Reply:
    December 26th, 2009 at 11:44 am

    who dat: obviously I’m a broad with *great* balance. Or one with a huge shoe collection.

  2. Comment by who dat:
    Saturday, December 26th 2009 at 1:02 pm

    i’m gonna call your bluff. i’m 6ft 3 and those fuckers would be damn near as tall as me. they are probably more like 4 INCH heels. :-)

    Susan Mercedes Reply:
    December 28th, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    who dat: That took me long enough. There’s a big difference between ” and ‘. Yes, they are only 4 inch heels. Thanks for catching that typo.

  3. Comment by Becky:
    Monday, December 28th 2009 at 9:01 am

    Sounds perfect! Glad you had a great holiday! Big plans for New Years?

    Susan Mercedes Reply:
    December 28th, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    Becky: No big plans for New Years scheduled. I’m sure it will include sparkly and bubbly beverages though. Coming for a visit?