Wino Wednesday: Bigger is Better
By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Wino Wednesday |
This Wino Wednesday post was inspired by the size of the bottle.
There is something to be said for that saying. You know the one. Size matters. Well it does as far as I’m concerned. Bigger is better. (Disclaimer: Unless you’re talking about the size of my ass. In which case, you’re wrong.)
Clearly I have a thing for big. Huge really.
Especially when it involves juice with bubbles.
January 2010
December 2009
Recently fell in love. I saw the perfect bottle. It is double the size of either of the the bottles pictured above. It was beautiful. And as big as they come. And It was on sale for less than $2000.
I want it for the next big celebration in my life. Hello Veuve Clicquot, you make me smile. Really big.
Wino Wednesday…this weekly feature is designed to share my wine alcohol related stories.
Tags: bubbly, celebrations, wine
Wednesday, January 27th 2010 at 11:12 pm
You are such a fake skanky alcoholic whore.
And it’s “fell” not “feel”.
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Susan Mercedes Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 10:19 am
riley martin: Thanks for letting me know about the typo. Super sweet of you. Also thanks for sharing your view of me. It’s nice to know that not everyone thinks I’m fabulous. Keeps my ego in check. xo
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riley martin Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Shouldn’t it be “everyone” and not “everything”?
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Susan Mercedes Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
riley martin: Once again, you’re absolutely correct on the typo. Thanks darling.
Jeb Ro Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Riley, I’m guessing you don’t get out much and probably haven’t been laid in years. Step away from the computer, go out, and see if you can work on fixing your unhealthy issues with strong, empowered women.
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riley martin Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Hate to inform you, but you guessed wrong. It’s funny how people want you to be “honest”, yet when you’re honest someone or others just don’t accept it very well.
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Jeb Ro Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
I don’t understand how that’s being honest; that’s just being a dick. I’ll never understand people that feel the need to post hateful things on someone else’s site. I guess you have to feel better about your pathetic existence somehow, but there are better ways to do it than to be a troll.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
riley martin: I like you much better as “who dat”. You were much less bitter.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Jeb Ro: I’d like to tell Riley Martin “What he said!” while pointing at you.
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Thursday, January 28th 2010 at 11:27 am
I think you might have hit a nerve with someone with the whole “bigger is better” thing. Aren’t bitter people fun?
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riley martin Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
No nerve hit, just being honest.
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Susan Mercedes Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Suz: Bitter people are like bitter chocolate. Okay in small doses. And not really my favorite.
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Thursday, January 28th 2010 at 9:25 pm
I’m not bitter. Sometimes people just can’t accept the facts.
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Susan Mercedes Reply:
January 28th, 2010 at 9:38 pm
riley martin/who dat: Let’s review the facts that you speak of…for fun.
“You are such a fake skanky alcoholic whore.”
Fake: Yes. Parts of me are fake. I have silicone implants. You’re absolutely correct. There are several posts (and two boobs) supporting that statement. Pun intended.
Skanky: Not according to most standards. This one is subjective.
Alcoholic: This is a tricky one. Isn’t denial the first sign of being an alcoholic? I don’t deny drinking.
Whore: I do NOT accept money. Whores do. You lost that one.
Have a fabulous day in Norway.
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Thursday, January 28th 2010 at 9:47 pm
Jeb: Maybe it takes a dick to know a dick? I didn’t say anything that wasn’t true. Sometimes you got to say harsh things to give someone a wake-up call. That’s like some girl thinking she’s stunning and posting “sexy” pics online when in all honesty she is butt ugly and nothing more than an attention whore. Someone needs to inform her of the truth instead of others trying to encouraging her.
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Thursday, January 28th 2010 at 10:03 pm
Everyone’s standards are different. A majority of guys will go ga-ga over a pair of fake tits floppin around.
As far as being a whore, you don’t have to accept money to be a whore. Having to wear low cut shirts to expose your silicon boobs to gain attention can also classify you as a whore. Obviously you weren’t happy with who you were or otherwise you wouldn’t be getting all this junk done to you.
Keep shooting up with botox and your face is going to be as worse than Joan Rivers.
As far as being an alcoholic, If darn near 90-95% of your blogs talk about you drinking then I doubt there is anything tricky about about this one.
And fyi, I’m in the United States. Your ip finder isn’t so smart after all now is it
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Saturday, January 30th 2010 at 3:16 am
What fun! Are you really going to buy it?
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Susan Mercedes Reply:
January 30th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
chanson: I’ll buy *if* there is really a special occasion. I love big. I love celebrations. I love big celebrations!
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