Subject: Out Sick

By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Health  |  
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I’m at home. In bed. Feeling horrible. I’ve been sick all weekend.

I emailed in sick from work. Yep, I did. I sent an email. It’s way more technologically advanced than using the phone and calling in sick.

They can easily survive with me. I’ve got the best staff ever!

Worst part about this cold…it comes with an insatiable appetite. I ate an entire bag of Cheetos on Saturday night. I know, it’s an exciting life I live.

Worst part about being home today…my housekeeper is at my house today. Listen to her talk radio show. Really loud. I may have to drown it out with the sound of daytime tv up in my bedroom. Which will be another reason to make being home today suck more.

Anyhow, I must end this post and check my work emails. I have to make sure nobody else emailed in sick and left me with work to do from my lap top. In bed.

P.S. I realize after several failed jokes over IM this morning and after rereading this post, my sick funny isn’t actually funny. I apologize and appreciate your readership in the good times and the bad.

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3 comments to “Subject: Out Sick”

  1. Comment by wickenden:

    feel better soon! I recommend a hot toddy.

    d.

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    wickenden: Thanks love. I may try some bubbly since making a hot toddy is like cooking. And I don’t cook.

  2. Comment by wickenden:

    hah! A microwave isn’t cooking!