What Does This Have to do With the Price of Rice in China, you ask…

By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Food, Weekend  |  
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This has a lot to do with the price of rice in China.

Because when you order take out and you ask for extra spice, you will get this:

FOUR HUGE CONTAINERS OF RICE! And when I say huge, I mean it. I swear each one was stuffed full and weighed five pounds.

Clearly the order taker heard “we’d like extra rice” versus the intended “we’d like extra spice”.

So blame me if crazy things happen that can be traced back to the price of rice in China. And please, don’t tell Dr. Atkins what’s in my fridge. He’d have a heart attack.

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10 comments to “What Does This Have to do With the Price of Rice in China, you ask…”

  1. Comment by courtney:

    rice hog! Oh I mean, is this a picture of the “reitz hogz” building? Love it!!!

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Courtney: You make me laugh. Especially considering who you married. Not because you married him. But because the two of you are hysterical! My abs are still sore from our Sunday visit.

  2. Comment by Becky (Princess Mikkimoto):

    OMG for some reason this is the funniest thing ever to me. I can’t stop laughing.

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Becky: I LOVE knowing you are laughing (especially considering your challenges the last few weeks). It just proves pronunciation and enunciation are key to getting what you want. Hugs!

  3. Comment by Aunt Pat:

    That is hilarious!! It would only happen to you.

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Aunt Pat: I know, right? And please note, there hasn’t been a f-bomb on my blog all year! xo

  4. Comment by Laura:

    I’m still so mad we didn’t get the extra chili powder after all …

    So can I come over and make fried rice or what?

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Laura: YES! I have eggs and carrots and peas. Oh, and rice. When? Wednesday? Thursday?

  5. Comment by Erin:

    To ask for hot-spicy, say, “Shyahng YOW huhn LA duh.”
    They’ll be so excited you’ll probably get chili AND free food.

    Susan Mercedes Reply:

    Erin: Dude, I bet you just told me a phrase such as, “I want you to come in my food.” Therefore I’ll only do it f you plan to eat the meal with me.