What Does This Have to do With the Price of Rice in China, you ask…
By Susan Mercedes. Filed in Food, Weekend |This has a lot to do with the price of rice in China.
Because when you order take out and you ask for extra spice, you will get this:
FOUR HUGE CONTAINERS OF RICE! And when I say huge, I mean it. I swear each one was stuffed full and weighed five pounds.
Clearly the order taker heard “we’d like extra rice” versus the intended “we’d like extra spice”.
So blame me if crazy things happen that can be traced back to the price of rice in China. And please, don’t tell Dr. Atkins what’s in my fridge. He’d have a heart attack.



Monday, March 8th 2010 at 10:58 am
rice hog! Oh I mean, is this a picture of the “reitz hogz” building? Love it!!!
Susan Mercedes Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Courtney: You make me laugh. Especially considering who you married. Not because you married him. But because the two of you are hysterical! My abs are still sore from our Sunday visit.
Monday, March 8th 2010 at 2:27 pm
OMG for some reason this is the funniest thing ever to me. I can’t stop laughing.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 11:34 pm
Becky: I LOVE knowing you are laughing (especially considering your challenges the last few weeks). It just proves pronunciation and enunciation are key to getting what you want. Hugs!
Monday, March 8th 2010 at 5:25 pm
That is hilarious!! It would only happen to you.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Aunt Pat: I know, right? And please note, there hasn’t been a f-bomb on my blog all year! xo
Monday, March 8th 2010 at 9:50 pm
I’m still so mad we didn’t get the extra chili powder after all …
So can I come over and make fried rice or what?
Susan Mercedes Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
Laura: YES! I have eggs and carrots and peas. Oh, and rice. When? Wednesday? Thursday?
Thursday, March 11th 2010 at 8:12 pm
To ask for hot-spicy, say, “Shyahng YOW huhn LA duh.”
They’ll be so excited you’ll probably get chili AND free food.
Susan Mercedes Reply:
March 23rd, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Erin: Dude, I bet you just told me a phrase such as, “I want you to come in my food.” Therefore I’ll only do it f you plan to eat the meal with me.