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Google Loves My Boobs!
It seems that us women have a problem with throbbing boobs. While I can imagine that any guy would love to have his girl’s boob throb, albeit in a different way, it seems that its a real issue. How do I know? Well, my blog statistics show that google has my blog as the top resource when googling “throbbing boobs“.
Which makes me worry about maybe not providing any actual help for those seeking it. So, as a public service, I did some research, and even asked my plastic surgeon. I was told to take ibuprofen and treat with ice/heat packs. But after looking on the internet, past my blog site reference, I learned that it could mean something more serious. I can’t have that kind of liability therefore GO SEE A PHYSICIAN if you really have throbbing boobs. If you just like to hear about boobs, then stay here.
When I do something cool like get promoted, have a kid, buy a new car, receive an award or whatnot I share it with my family. However somehow I can’t imagine my dad will be thrilled to hear the following words come out of my mouth:
“Google has my blog listed as the top site for the search term ‘throbbing boobs‘. Aren’t you proud?”