Being single sucks when…

• you’re sick.
• you need to turn your gigantic king size mattress.
• you want an easy way to turn down an admirer simply because you’re not interested.
• lightbulbs in your vaulted ceiling need to be changed.
• you want to grill. Or in my case, you want any food cooked at home.
• groceries need to be carried in.
• your razor blade is really dull, but his isn’t.
• you want to have passionate loving sex, not alone.
• there’s a thunderstorm in the middle of the night.
• you need a hug.
• you need a bottle of wine opened after a major arm workout with your trainer.
• you want to know if you really snore.

What would you add to the list?

I realize that many of these things have nothing to do with having a significant other in your life. Friends can also be in our life to support us. They always seem to make life happen. Without them, we’d be lost.

Cheers to friends!

I walked through a hip and cool condo in Salt Lake City for fun. After seeing the kitchen I realized this condo could never work for someone like me. It was clearly designed for super tall people with allergies. 

Specifically a super tall person who worries about sneezing while they cook. Check out the fucking huge sneeze guard over the stove.

Weird.

One thing is clear: cooking and I continue to misunderstand one another.

I often think I’m the ONLY person who hates to cook. If you agree…here’s a challenge. How can you convince me to love it?

If you’ve ever dieted, like cut out carbs or fasted, you’ll know what I’m talking about. There’s the infamous bad taste in your mouth. I’d say bad breath but I don’t want to sound like a dirty, smelly boy.

Okay, so most of us have experienced it. I say that partly because I don’t want to feel alone or like a dirty, smelly boy. Well, let me tell you…the same flavor comes bad after being under anesthesia for hours. It doesn’t matter how much I brush and floss, although I’ve have great dental hygiene this past year, the taste doesn’t disappear. Well at least not for a few weeks after surgery.

Enough of that. I’ve got a dinner party to cook for. Ughh, I hate to cook. However, I’m actually part of a great diet plan. People don’t tend to eat a lot of what I make. So I’m off to make people skinny. Yay to me!