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Asian Inspired Torture
I love clothes. I love to get dressed up for work. I love to feel “put together”. I love all of that. But I’m also into comfort and style…or at least I’d like to think so.
I got dressed the other morning. Felt put together. Ran out the door. Jumped in the car. And lost my breath.
Some skirts should give a little. This one didn’t. Dumb Asian inspired non stretchy material.
Super cute outfit though so I’m forced to suffer next time I wear this.
– Posted from my iPhone
Recipe For Cute
My kid, Elle, had a recipe she wanted to make. As most of you know recipes make me nervous. It usually involves a kitchen and shit. After learning there was no flame/heat required (read: I’m too lazy to help), I figured she could do it on her own. She is 10 and all.
She wanted to make playdough:
1 part flour
1/2 part water
1/2 part salt
Recipe calls for food coloring, which I conveniently don’t have. Hell I didn’t want a kid with purple stained fingers. Or a purple stained face!
Here’s what she created. The playdough and the faces. Coincidentally, they describe me over the last few days.
Yesterday was crazy. My face kind of looked like this.
But today it’s Friday and I’m starting it out right.
What would your playdough face look like today?
When Costumes are Real
Sitting in a bar the other night I saw quite a sight. A couple walked in. The were dressed identical. They were with a group of people yet managed to be the only twinned duo.
And if dressing alike wasn’t silly enough, they opted to wear white pants, pink polo shirts and white sweaters tied tightly around their necks. The looked like they walked out of a country club in the Hamptons back in the 80’s.
And the only reason I noticed them, since they sat right behind me, was the reactions from all the people I was facing. I actually saw camera phones casually snapping shots. So I joined them with a little over the shoulder action.
I’m sure these people are lovely and kind. But after the age of 12, dressing alike looks more like a costume. And that doesn’t work unless it’s October 31st.
– Post From My iPhone