The downside of the snow melting in my yard is simple.  I was reminded that my ex-BF is a major litterbug.

He’s a smoker and his smoking zone at my house has always been outside. Today I discovered the self made ashtray that got him through this winter.  There were twenty butts on my grass.  Not butts like asses, because that might be hot.

I kindly mentioned to him that his litter is what I’m left with from our break-up. Knowing him, he’ll collect his butts and tidy up my grass before I have a chance to slap a anti-litter bumper sticker on his car. You see I’m from Texas and therefore have unlimited access to “Don’t Mess with Texas” stickers.