Seriously people, what’s the problem with getting up two minutes earlier and putting on fucking clothes?

There is no reason to drive your kid to school in a robe and slippers. There is no reason to wear your fucking bright red pajama bottoms to take your kid into school. It looks retarded. Get up 2 minutes early, throw on some sweats, jeans, a moomoo, whatever and go.

Clearly these people got out of bed, got in the car and left. If I did that I’d get arrested! You see, I sleep naked.

Don’t get me wrong, I love to lounge around in pajama bottoms. Clearly. It was my gift to me. Aside from walking to my hot tub or taking out the trash, I put on pants when I leave my property.

This all stems from my college days. Victoria’s Secret was the hot spot to shop as a college kid. They always had great deals and cute things. However there were girls at my school that would wear pajamas to class. Sure, they resembled outfits…shorts and a loungy top. But it looked retarded. Mainly because I wore them to bed. And they were always those floral designs that shouldn’t be a pattern on any decent outfit. On top of it, these girls would try to dress them up a bit with leather flats and big fucking hair bows. (It was the early 90’s in So Cal.)

So really, do yourself a favor. Lounge in pajamas at home. But put on casual clothes when you go out in public. Or you’ll look ridiculous and probably end up in www.peopleofwalmart.com. I’ll be the first to take a picture and turn your ass in.

It should be noted that I do NOT hate people who do this. I simply hate what these people do. BIG difference.