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Sex Here?

How on earth did sex ever happen here?!


I’m in an airplane bathroom.

If you’ve had sex here then you’re automatically a member of the Mile High Club. I joined years ago. More than once. Lots of travel and transatlantic flights helped my membership to this club.

In this photo I’m backed up against the wall and holding the camera up to the ceiling. I’m about 5′ 3″ and I can touch the ceiling.

Being in here now, I can’t imagine how it worked back then.

Maybe now I’m just a germaphobe and can’t imagine sitting my bare ass up on that metal sink.

Or maybe I’m just too sober.

Or maybe they started making these airplane bathrooms smaller.

Or maybe now I’m no longer up for crazy fun.

Whatever it is, I plan to conquer this adventure again. First I need to pound several stiff drinks, grab a slim guy, put on a body condom and jump in.

Are you a member of the club?

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Wino Wednesday: Flying High

This Wino Wednesday post was inspired drinking cheap red wine on a flight.

I spent an entire evening flying on an airplane. In coach class. I’m not complaining because I think it was the most “feel good” flight I had. Why? Well let me tell you:

  1. I discovered and watched a great movie…Bottle Shock. This made #2 on my list so enjoyable. By the way, if you haven’t seen it, you should. It’s *that* good and based on a true story.
  2. I had someone bringing me wine. So what that she charged me $7 for every mini bottle of the cheap juice. It tasted so good. That’s mostly because of #1 on my list.
  3. My MacBook Pro battery life lasts forever. And by forever, I mean for a long time. I love that machine.
  4. I bumped into a Salt Lake City friend as I ran onto the plane. Literally. I was very late and the last one to board. She was in first class. Bitch. (Not really, she’s a doll.)
  5. I had wifi onboard. Crazy being in touch with people thousands of feet below you.
  6. There was an empty seat next to me. My petite 5′4″ frame totally needs the space. Okay really, all the shit I was lugging around needed the space.

After this flight, I felt rejuvenated and refreshed. It was amazing. Of course, that could have been the wine helping my heart be so happy. Don’t argue…RED WINE IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEART!

Wino Wednesday…this weekly feature is designed to share my wine alcohol related stories.