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A Site That Makes Me Smile

I found one of my new favorite daily reads. Click here to see it for yourself.

It’s filled with fabulous quotes, beautiful pictures and although it doesn’t make me laugh…it makes me smile and think. It’s genius. Check it out.

Here a few that I love, and there are zillions more.

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Thanks @simonegrant for helping me stumble upon this site from your recent tweet!

Laughter Makes My Heart Happy

I love to laugh. Even better is hearing other people laugh. Often it is either at my own expense or by using adult humor.

But sometimes, and by sometimes I mean rarely, can I do it using elementary school humor.

This can only be verified by hearing a kid laugh hard. And I mean hard! You know, the guttural hearty laugh that kids can’t fake.

Elle: [brushing her hair] My hair is so knotty.

Me: Then tell it to behave.

Elle: [guttural hearty laugh that kids can't fake]

I want to hear it more often. So please, for my heart to smile, send silly jokes. Otherwise I’ll have to resort to tickling. And Elle will get sick of it really quick.

Recipe For Cute

My kid, Elle, had a recipe she wanted to make. As most of you know recipes make me nervous. It usually involves a kitchen and shit. After learning there was no flame/heat required (read: I’m too lazy to help), I figured she could do it on her own. She is 10 and all.

She wanted to make playdough:

1 part flour
1/2 part water
1/2 part salt

Recipe calls for food coloring, which I conveniently don’t have. Hell I didn’t want a kid with purple stained fingers. Or a purple stained face!

Here’s what she created. The playdough and the faces. Coincidentally, they describe me over the last few days.

Yesterday was crazy. My face kind of looked like this.

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But today it’s Friday and I’m starting it out right.

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What would your playdough face look like today?