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What Does This Have to do With the Price of Rice in China, you ask…
This has a lot to do with the price of rice in China.
Because when you order take out and you ask for extra spice, you will get this:
FOUR HUGE CONTAINERS OF RICE! And when I say huge, I mean it. I swear each one was stuffed full and weighed five pounds.
Clearly the order taker heard “we’d like extra rice” versus the intended “we’d like extra spice”.
So blame me if crazy things happen that can be traced back to the price of rice in China. And please, don’t tell Dr. Atkins what’s in my fridge. He’d have a heart attack.