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Get Off My Back
I love fucking with cats. This cat is not mine. This is Critter. Critter is super old. He carries this stuffed toy around the house. Critter is a cool cat who clearly loves being fucked with.
When It Doesn’t Pay to be Adorable…
Dear iBod,
I hate you. Well, not really. Privately I love you. Your cute little velvety pink bags of goodness are adorable. And they hold the cute little sexy pink adult toys. Again, adorable.
BUT WHEN MY DAUGHTER FINDS THEM IN MY NIGHTSTAND DRAWER AND SAYS, “What is this mom? It’s adorable!” I FEEL LIKE I COULD TO DIE.
Love,
Me
That is what happened this morning. My calm reply was, “Honey, those are adult things. They are private and for me. Please get out of my drawer.”
Seriously, how should one respond to this? I need help. Or a nightstand with drawers that lock.
My Rabbit
I would miss my rabbit so much if it suddenly disappeared. By rabbit, I don’t mean the kind with paws you use for keychains or to boil in order to profess your obession over a married person. Because I’m not talking about a bunny rabbits.
Mine is kept in a top drawer and I use every other night.
My Rabbit
– Post From My iPhone