Off The Chest » toys http://www.offthechest.net Always off the chest, never off the wagon. Sun, 23 May 2010 17:49:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Get Off My Back http://www.offthechest.net/2009/10/02/get-off-my-back/ http://www.offthechest.net/2009/10/02/get-off-my-back/#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:48:51 +0000 Susan Mercedes http://www.offthechest.net/?p=4198 photo

I love fucking with cats. This cat is not mine. This is Critter. Critter is super old. He carries this stuffed toy around the house. Critter is a cool cat who clearly loves being fucked with.

]]> http://www.offthechest.net/2009/10/02/get-off-my-back/feed/ 2 When It Doesn’t Pay to be Adorable… http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/26/when-it-doesnt-pay-to-be-adorable/ http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/26/when-it-doesnt-pay-to-be-adorable/#comments Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:50:18 +0000 Susan Mercedes http://www.offthechest.net/?p=1063 Dear iBod,

I hate you. Well, not really. Privately I love you. Your cute little velvety pink bags of goodness are adorable.  And they hold the cute little sexy pink adult toys.  Again, adorable.

BUT WHEN MY DAUGHTER FINDS THEM IN MY NIGHTSTAND DRAWER AND SAYS, “What is this mom? It’s adorable!” I FEEL LIKE I COULD TO DIE.

Love,

Me

That is what happened this morning.  My calm reply was, “Honey, those are adult things. They are private and for me. Please get out of my drawer.”

Seriously, how should one respond to this? I need help. Or a nightstand with drawers that lock.

]]> http://www.offthechest.net/2009/03/26/when-it-doesnt-pay-to-be-adorable/feed/ 13 My Rabbit http://www.offthechest.net/2009/01/21/my-rabbit/ http://www.offthechest.net/2009/01/21/my-rabbit/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:14:23 +0000 Susan Mercedes http://www.offthechest.net/2009/01/21/my-rabbit/ I would miss my rabbit so much if it suddenly disappeared. By rabbit, I don’t mean the kind with paws you use for keychains or to boil in order to profess your obession over a married person. Because I’m not talking about a bunny rabbits.

Mine is kept in a top drawer and I use every other night.


My Rabbit

My Rabbit



– Post From My iPhone

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