This blog is intended solely for entertainment value and should be taken as such. While some personal thoughts, observations and opinions are sometimes expressed, it is not in any way intended to set forth any professed intellectual acumen or superiority on my part…..obviously.

And if you happen to be so fortunate as to experience my cerebral prowess in person, then you are well aware that it does not appear ANYWHERE in this blog, particularly in those topics that deal with alcohol, children, animals, wardrobe malfunctions, cosmetic surgeries, cooking, relationships…well you get the point.

Take it for what it is: witty repartee on hard-hitting issues filled with exaggeration, silliness, humor and some fictional characters. If all of this is above your head and you still think I am serious in any way, and my intoxicating banter and mockery is completely lost on you, then you are obviously not that bright, in which case I think you might want to focus on your own well-being for the moment.

In any event, this blog is not for everyone. And if, by chance, you fall in the aforementioned “not that bright” category, step the “F” away from my blog and read a book.